Tonight at dinner Ryan was giving the kids instructions:
Ryan - Fold your arms, and until you hear "Amen", you will keep your eyes closed.
Jeff - What's "a menu".
Later the conversation turned to a recent skirmish between Jeff and Tessa and I just thought what Tessa said was funny, it went something like, "He didn't punch me on the trampoline - he punched me on the swing set!" Who knows why it tickled me but I think I was already giggling from the "menu" comment so I just kept finding them entertaining. But the incident with the punching was funny too, it was a couple of days ago and these are the complaints I heard between sobs and tears;
Tessa - Mom! Jeff punched me in the face! (lip bleeding)
Jeff - (with a completely straight face, he totally bought what he was selling me) Mom! Tessa bit my knuckle! (he had a little bit of Tessa's blood on his knuckle).
6 comments:
Ok... I can just see you cracking up with blood everywhere and kids just looking at you like, "are you serious"?
It wasn't exactly "everywhere" it was a tiny little smear :)
no way does Jeff ever miss behave. he was a serious angel when he stayed with me.
those are pretty funny stories.
That is awesome. Kids are so funny!
Oh that is hilarious!! Kids get a little smarter with each fight.
I think Tessa's face just got in the way of Jeff's knuckles. She should really be more considerate.
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